From wet bottoms to sexy laps, Radio Ga Ga brings you the best of team radio at the Bahrain Grand Prix
"I think I'm losing a little bit of water from the drinks bottle. My bum starts to feel a bit wet."
Sebastian Vettel complains about a leaky drinks bottle during practice ... at least we hope it was his drinks bottle.
"Wooohoohooha! That was a good lap! That was a sexy lap! Haha!"
Lewis Hamilton takes pole position in style.
"Okay, I'm not sure, I think I might have an engine failure. Yeah I'm losing power."
"Yeah we do see it."
"Yeah I think that's it, do you want me to stop the car?"
"Yeah stop the car, stop the car, big smoke."
Sebastian Vettel's race goes up in smoke before it has even started.
"There's no way I'm going to get past him. He's like a rocket on the straights."
Kevin Magnussen admits defeat in the battle of Renault power versus Manor's Mercedes power.
"So Nico, 15 laps to go, you're going to the end on this set, gap to Raikkonen is..."
"Don't tell me every lap, just tell me every four laps or something."
It seems Nico Rosberg wants even more restrictions on radio traffic.
"I got a pretty poor start, I think my finger slipped a little bit. It was really odd what happened. But good race and good tyre choices, so thanks."
Kimi Raikkonen's mea culpa.
"Unbelievable guys! This is the American dream! This is unbelievable. What a great job from all of you. Some places we can improve but what a job guys! I love you. Beautiful."
"Romain, your overtaking was fantastic, thank you very much, we enjoyed that."
"Yeah well I've got brakes this year, that helps!"
Romain Grosjean celebrates fifth place. Who knew the key to achieving the American dream was simply having a car with brakes?